Joke of The Day

Teacher: Afriqa Main Bht Ghurbat Hay, Wahan Khanay aur Penay kaliye Kuch nhi hay

Aik Larkay nay bari Masoomiat say pocha, Sir Kya waha bhi BHUTTO zinda hay????

Ha Ha Ha

Computer Jokes

New customer to Tech Support: “It says, hit any key and when I do that nothing happens'.
Tech Support: Can you try again and tell me what happens?
Customer: 'Tried but nothing”
Tech Support: “What key did you hit?
After a moment and some chick ling sound the customer replied: Well, first I tried my car key and just now my office key.

 

Teacher: Why are you late?
Student: Because, of the sign!
Teacher: What sign?
Student: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

Photographer Studio Main Chote Bachey Se:

Meri Tarf Dekho Beta

Is Camera Se Kabotar Nikle Ga

Bacha:

Focus Adjust Kr

Jahilon Wali Baat Mat Kr

Portrait Mode Use Krna

Micro K Sath

High Resolution Main Picture Aani Chahiye

Facebook Pe Upload Krni Hay

Wrna Paise Nhi Milein Ge.

SAALA

“ Kabotar Nikle ga Hunn” :P

 A Sardar wants to owe money from his friend urdu joke:

Sardar: Tu Mujhay 3 Lac Rupees Day, Main 2 Mahinay Baad Lota Doon Ga,,,

                 Do Mahinay Baad Aadmi:  Chul apna Wada Pora Kr

Sardar: Yeh Lay Lota!!!!          

A sardar and a dog joke in urdu.

 

Aik Sardar Sarak per Ja Raha Tha, Achanak usay Car Kay Neechay Kutta Layta Nazar Aya

Sardar Nay Usay Tang Say Pakar ker Khayncha aur Bola,,,,,

Baar Nikul Ayda Too Mechanic!!!!